See if this works with your significant other
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See if this works with your significant other
CLICK: "Honey, do you really want to increase my chance of a heart attack by 50%?"
Question on point two:
Do women have to ENJOY it? And is it a man's job to make sure they do?
Question on point two:
Do women have to ENJOY it? And is it a man's job to make sure they do?
Re: See if this works with your significant other
Market ups 2+ point, Jack becomes horny.
Market downs 2+ point, Jack wants alcohol.
Jack has been living in the dream for the last couple of years.
Market downs 2+ point, Jack wants alcohol.
Jack has been living in the dream for the last couple of years.
Jerry- Explaining To Spouse
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Re: See if this works with your significant other
Jerry wrote:Market ups 2+ point, Jack becomes horny.
Market downs 2+ point, Jack wants alcohol.
Jack has been living in the dream for the last couple of years.
Oh, Jer-Bear. You obviously don't know me well. I am horny and want alcohol regardless of the markets.. Regardless of much. What a keeper I am. Julie is so lucky!
Re: See if this works with your significant other
...If marriage leads to needing this type of thing to convince your sig. other that sex is a great idea any/all the time... I'm never getting married.
Re: See if this works with your significant other
Mike MacLellan wrote:...If marriage leads to needing this type of thing to convince your sig. other that sex is a great idea any/all the time... I'm never getting married.
Haha, Mike assumes marriage is more sex?
Jerry- Explaining To Spouse
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Re: See if this works with your significant other
Not sure I'd want any more, TBH. Just like to avoid the seemingly inevitable decline.
Re: See if this works with your significant other
my wife will tell me to go have the heart attack!!
mountandog- Explaining To Spouse
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Ode to be young again.Mike MacLellan wrote:...If marriage leads to needing this type of thing to convince your sig. other that sex is a great idea any/all the time... I'm never getting married.
And I'm sure you heard the one..."Why is the bride to be smiling as she walks down the aisle?"
Re: See if this works with your significant other
OK -- I'll bite (as I haven't heard this one before) -- WHY?
mountandog- Explaining To Spouse
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Re: See if this works with your significant other
The guy is smiling because he thinks he'll be able to get some whenever he wants it, now that he's married.
The girl is smiling because now that she's marrying the guy, she doesn't have to put out anymore to keep him.
The girl is smiling because now that she's marrying the guy, she doesn't have to put out anymore to keep him.
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Re: See if this works with your significant other
mountandog wrote:OK -- I'll bite (as I haven't heard this one before) -- WHY?
mountandog wrote:OK -- I'll bite (as I haven't heard this one before) -- WHY?
First of all, NEVER say the word bite when on this subject. EDIT: Forgot about the spoiler function - PG 13 and I blush easily.
- Spoiler:
- Because she knows she's given her last blow-job.
Re: See if this works with your significant other
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good one.
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nice emoticon too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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