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Post  Jack_Scaff Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:50 am

CLICK: "Honey, do you really want to increase my chance of a heart attack by 50%?"

Question on point two:

Do women have to ENJOY it? And is it a man's job to make sure they do?
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Post  Jerry Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:04 pm

Market ups 2+ point, Jack becomes horny.
Market downs 2+ point, Jack wants alcohol.

Jack has been living in the dream for the last couple of years. lol!
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Post  Jack_Scaff Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:08 pm

Jerry wrote:Market ups 2+ point, Jack becomes horny.
Market downs 2+ point, Jack wants alcohol.

Jack has been living in the dream for the last couple of years. lol!

Oh, Jer-Bear. You obviously don't know me well. I am horny and want alcohol regardless of the markets.. Regardless of much. What a keeper I am. Julie is so lucky!
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Post  Mike MacLellan Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:44 pm

...If marriage leads to needing this type of thing to convince your sig. other that sex is a great idea any/all the time... I'm never getting married.
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Post  Jerry Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:28 pm

Mike MacLellan wrote:...If marriage leads to needing this type of thing to convince your sig. other that sex is a great idea any/all the time... I'm never getting married.

Haha, Mike assumes marriage is more sex? scratch
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Post  Mike MacLellan Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:37 pm

Not sure I'd want any more, TBH. Very Happy Just like to avoid the seemingly inevitable decline.
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Post  mountandog Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:01 pm

my wife will tell me to go have the heart attack!! Laughing
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Post  Jack_Scaff Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:31 am

Mike MacLellan wrote:...If marriage leads to needing this type of thing to convince your sig. other that sex is a great idea any/all the time... I'm never getting married.
Ode to be young again.

And I'm sure you heard the one..."Why is the bride to be smiling as she walks down the aisle?"
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Post  mountandog Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:41 am

OK -- I'll bite (as I haven't heard this one before) -- WHY?
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Post  ounce Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:47 am

The guy is smiling because he thinks he'll be able to get some whenever he wants it, now that he's married.

The girl is smiling because now that she's marrying the guy, she doesn't have to put out anymore to keep him.
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Post  Jack_Scaff Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:48 am

mountandog wrote:OK -- I'll bite (as I haven't heard this one before) -- WHY?

mountandog wrote:OK -- I'll bite (as I haven't heard this one before) -- WHY?

First of all, NEVER say the word bite when on this subject. EDIT: Forgot about the spoiler function - PG 13 and I blush easily.


Spoiler:
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Post  mountandog Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:27 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good one.
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Post  mountandog Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:28 pm

nice emoticon too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy
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