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Friday Thread
Good morning everyone! I think I'm supposed to do this today
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
How many minutes will that take?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it?
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
How many minutes will that take?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it?
ChasMcG- Poster
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Re: Friday Thread
Uh oh...here we go!!!
Nick Morris- Talking To Myself
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Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
A couple of cookout parties, maybe some fireworks, maybe a parade, and running
How many miles do you
plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
27
How many
beers to you plan on consuming?
0
How many times do you plan to
have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
This moment to when? forever? Monday night?
How
many minutes will that take?
All of them
What was your favorite firework as
a child?
The big thunder boomers (no colors, just boom)
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
The big thunder boomers (no colors, just boom)
Do
you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about
your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Sure
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were
there?
Why would that matter??
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Good question...
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running
with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was
running faster than you?
No, but if she wasn't running with makeup, perfume, and hair flowing and was faster than me I would.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his
number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing
in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and
even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne
dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if
he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There
you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still
have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would
like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing
around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1
- This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color
you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger
shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is
wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you
most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I would go with #1. For starters the shoes are an easy conversation starter and obviously they are cool because they have the same shoes as you and even the same color!!
I would not choose #2, because there would probably be an odor coming from their feet
I would not choose #3, because that person is waaaaaayyyy to hardcore for me.
I would not choose #4, because that person is not hardcore enough for me. I would also be thinking, "What the hell are you doing in my pace group!!"
A couple of cookout parties, maybe some fireworks, maybe a parade, and running
How many miles do you
plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
27
How many
beers to you plan on consuming?
0
How many times do you plan to
have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
This moment to when? forever? Monday night?
How
many minutes will that take?
All of them
What was your favorite firework as
a child?
The big thunder boomers (no colors, just boom)
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
The big thunder boomers (no colors, just boom)
Do
you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about
your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Sure
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were
there?
Why would that matter??
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Good question...
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running
with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was
running faster than you?
No, but if she wasn't running with makeup, perfume, and hair flowing and was faster than me I would.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his
number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing
in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and
even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne
dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if
he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There
you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still
have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would
like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing
around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1
- This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color
you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger
shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is
wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you
most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I would go with #1. For starters the shoes are an easy conversation starter and obviously they are cool because they have the same shoes as you and even the same color!!
I would not choose #2, because there would probably be an odor coming from their feet
I would not choose #3, because that person is waaaaaayyyy to hardcore for me.
I would not choose #4, because that person is not hardcore enough for me. I would also be thinking, "What the hell are you doing in my pace group!!"
Nick Morris- Talking To Myself
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Re: Friday Thread
Good morning everyone! I think I'm supposed to do this today
What are your plans for the 4th of July? We have lots of company in town and will head to Winthrop. ME for the festivities and fireworks
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? If I can get my act together, close to 50
How many beers to you plan on consuming? 3-4 on the 4th, 3-4 on the 3rd, 3-4 on the 2nd and some wine tonight
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself t? his moment on? Does that include the Turkeys in my yard?
How many minutes will that take? You mean hours, don't you?
What was your favorite firework as a child? Roman Candles
What is your favorite firework as an adult? M80's and C4 in the tailpipe of a fire engine.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Nope.
Would you ever run in a nude race? I have golfed and layed my best round ever. Does that count?
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? My wife would.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Having your jimblies jumping all around while you run is not exactly a turn on.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
If she was wearing a thong and I wasn't married, yes and yes. Especially if there was a lake to do the cooldown in.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
Chas, I need cup size and leg length, not shoes. I don't have a shoe of foot fetish unlike others on the board.
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it? Nyaaah!
What are your plans for the 4th of July? We have lots of company in town and will head to Winthrop. ME for the festivities and fireworks
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? If I can get my act together, close to 50
How many beers to you plan on consuming? 3-4 on the 4th, 3-4 on the 3rd, 3-4 on the 2nd and some wine tonight
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself t? his moment on? Does that include the Turkeys in my yard?
How many minutes will that take? You mean hours, don't you?
What was your favorite firework as a child? Roman Candles
What is your favorite firework as an adult? M80's and C4 in the tailpipe of a fire engine.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Nope.
Would you ever run in a nude race? I have golfed and layed my best round ever. Does that count?
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? My wife would.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Having your jimblies jumping all around while you run is not exactly a turn on.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
If she was wearing a thong and I wasn't married, yes and yes. Especially if there was a lake to do the cooldown in.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
Chas, I need cup size and leg length, not shoes. I don't have a shoe of foot fetish unlike others on the board.
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it? Nyaaah!
Diego- Regular
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Location : Maine
Re: Friday Thread
Good morning everyone! I think I'm supposed to do this today
I think so too.
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
Lots of house work to do. I do plan to get in a 15 miles on Sunday.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
21.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
1 cause only 1 left at home. I may get a red for the weekend.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
What the heck does this mean?
How many minutes will that take?
Oh, that's what you mean? I hope the red wine will make it last a little longer.
What was your favorite firework as a child?
You don't want to hear about my miserable childhood under communist regime.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Don't really care about firework that much.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Hmmm, don't really have one.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
No.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
Don't want to know.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
My biggest fear is I get turned on at the wrong moment.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
No.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
I will pass this one.
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
Definitely not this one.
#3 - This person is barefoot
Definitely not this one.
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
#4, if I have to pick.
I actually like lonely moment in anticipation of the race, for example warmup with music on etc.
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it?
I am so disappointed at you Chas.
I think so too.
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
Lots of house work to do. I do plan to get in a 15 miles on Sunday.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
21.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
1 cause only 1 left at home. I may get a red for the weekend.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
What the heck does this mean?
How many minutes will that take?
Oh, that's what you mean? I hope the red wine will make it last a little longer.
What was your favorite firework as a child?
You don't want to hear about my miserable childhood under communist regime.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Don't really care about firework that much.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Hmmm, don't really have one.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
No.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
Don't want to know.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
My biggest fear is I get turned on at the wrong moment.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
No.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
I will pass this one.
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
Definitely not this one.
#3 - This person is barefoot
Definitely not this one.
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
#4, if I have to pick.
I actually like lonely moment in anticipation of the race, for example warmup with music on etc.
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it?
I am so disappointed at you Chas.
Jerry- Explaining To Spouse
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Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
Run the Peachtree 10K in Atlanta - then hang out with family
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Maybe 15 or so
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
0 - don't drink...
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Probably less than I should
How many minutes will that take?
It is a never-ending process...
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Roman candles and bottle rockets that we used to shoot at eachother. The greater the chance of bodily injury to yourself or your friends, the better they were.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
The ones that crackle and then have the loud booms
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No
Would you ever run in a nude race?
I would not subject that to my worst enemy..
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
Would never happen....
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
It would be highly dependent on who's butt I ended up behind!
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
I don't think my wife would appreciate that very much.
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I wouldn't talk to any of them - I generally don't like talking before a race...
Run the Peachtree 10K in Atlanta - then hang out with family
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Maybe 15 or so
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
0 - don't drink...
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Probably less than I should
How many minutes will that take?
It is a never-ending process...
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Roman candles and bottle rockets that we used to shoot at eachother. The greater the chance of bodily injury to yourself or your friends, the better they were.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
The ones that crackle and then have the loud booms
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No
Would you ever run in a nude race?
I would not subject that to my worst enemy..
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
Would never happen....
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
It would be highly dependent on who's butt I ended up behind!
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
I don't think my wife would appreciate that very much.
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I wouldn't talk to any of them - I generally don't like talking before a race...
John Kilpatrick- Explaining To Spouse
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Re: Friday Thread
Good morning everyone! I think I'm supposed to do this today
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
2 base building runs, 1 speed workout at the track, some time with the family (probably cookout and fireworks on the 4th). But mostly, work.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Probably 22-25.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
Because I am dieting, probably only 4-6. I'd like to reverse the mileage and the beer counts though.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Wish or will? I'd like for the number to match the miles, but I'd even settle for it matching the beers.
How many minutes will that take?
Which round?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
M-80s
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Anything that shoots up, lots of colors, loud noise, presents minimal risk to my or my neighbors' roofs and costs under $5.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Orange and blue
Would you ever run in a nude race?
No
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
I might watch, but I'm sure that's a vision I would never, ever be able to get out of my head.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Depends on the competition
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
No, that annoys me. The faster part.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
#2 and 3 are definitely out unless she is really, really hot. #4 probably isn't actually running the race. I guess #1, unless #4 is really, really hot.
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
2 base building runs, 1 speed workout at the track, some time with the family (probably cookout and fireworks on the 4th). But mostly, work.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Probably 22-25.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
Because I am dieting, probably only 4-6. I'd like to reverse the mileage and the beer counts though.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Wish or will? I'd like for the number to match the miles, but I'd even settle for it matching the beers.
How many minutes will that take?
Which round?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
M-80s
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Anything that shoots up, lots of colors, loud noise, presents minimal risk to my or my neighbors' roofs and costs under $5.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Orange and blue
Would you ever run in a nude race?
No
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
I might watch, but I'm sure that's a vision I would never, ever be able to get out of my head.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Depends on the competition
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
No, that annoys me. The faster part.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
*******************
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
#2 and 3 are definitely out unless she is really, really hot. #4 probably isn't actually running the race. I guess #1, unless #4 is really, really hot.
healdgator- Regular
- Posts : 586
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Join date : 2011-06-23
Age : 50
Location : Orlando
Re: Friday Thread
So my husband was a bit dissappointed in my Friday thread....and now Jerry
What did you guys want me to ask?
Something like this?
Get a tape measure and measure the cir...cum...ference of your package.
If the men measure more than 5" around, please call me at 720.277.1666
If the women measure less than 3", please call me .... er Tim at 720.277.1666
heehee
What did you guys want me to ask?
Something like this?
Get a tape measure and measure the cir...cum...ference of your package.
If the men measure more than 5" around, please call me at 720.277.1666
If the women measure less than 3", please call me .... er Tim at 720.277.1666
heehee
ChasMcG- Poster
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Age : 47
Location : Colorado
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July? A family picnic out of town returning in time to have pizza in the riverside park here while watching the fireworks.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?8
How many beers to you plan on consuming?I can't have beer right now. I'll be having about 96 ice waters with wedges of lime.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Planning is no fun.
How many minutes will that take?More than 3.
What was your favorite firework as a child?Bottle rockets. We actually used to have wars and shoot them at each other. Yikes.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?Quiet pretty ones. Not in to big bangs.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Usually whatever tank Old Navy had on sale for the year for $5. Didn't get there this year so I'll probably just wear white with some red white and blue mardi gras beads.
Would you ever run in a nude race?Nope. I tried once in high school when streaking was in. Couldn't make myself do it then and my body was a heck of a lot prettier then.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? I'm thinking its easier to be nude with people I don't know.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? My turn on's are more about the romance than the nakies.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot? Yuck. Give me hot sweaty marlboro like men instead.
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?Converse. It'll help me keep my competitiveness reined in during the warmup if I thought I was running with someone who wasn't serious. I'd have to try and leave the other 3 in the dust.
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How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?8
How many beers to you plan on consuming?I can't have beer right now. I'll be having about 96 ice waters with wedges of lime.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Planning is no fun.
How many minutes will that take?More than 3.
What was your favorite firework as a child?Bottle rockets. We actually used to have wars and shoot them at each other. Yikes.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?Quiet pretty ones. Not in to big bangs.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Usually whatever tank Old Navy had on sale for the year for $5. Didn't get there this year so I'll probably just wear white with some red white and blue mardi gras beads.
Would you ever run in a nude race?Nope. I tried once in high school when streaking was in. Couldn't make myself do it then and my body was a heck of a lot prettier then.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? I'm thinking its easier to be nude with people I don't know.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? My turn on's are more about the romance than the nakies.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot? Yuck. Give me hot sweaty marlboro like men instead.
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?Converse. It'll help me keep my competitiveness reined in during the warmup if I thought I was running with someone who wasn't serious. I'd have to try and leave the other 3 in the dust.
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rhondda h- Newbie
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Re: Friday Thread
ChasMcG wrote:So my husband was a bit dissappointed in my Friday thread....and now Jerry
What did you guys want me to ask?
Something like this?
Get a tape measure and measure the cir...cum...ference of your package.
If the men measure more than 5" around, please call me at 720.277.1666
If the women measure less than 3", please call me .... er Tim at 720.277.1666
heehee
That's more of what we were expecting!!!
Nick Morris- Talking To Myself
- Posts : 5109
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Join date : 2011-06-16
Age : 43
Location : Madison, WI
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
No idea. We just got back from a tiring vacation last night, so we're wiped out. Plus all the fireworks are canceled around here, and banned for individual use as well (severe drought and wildfire danger = no fireworks). So it will probably be pretty chill
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Somewhere in the 20-25 ballpark, but who knows. This mornings run killed me, so we'll see.....
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
More than 1, less than 10. Just picked up the new seasonal Shiner (local beer) which has red grapefruit in it - tasty!
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
More than 1, less than 10.
How many minutes will that take?
I count in hours.....
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Roman candles. We used to hold them in our hands and have fights with them, shooting them AT one another. Good times....
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Honestly I find fireworks shows pretty boring now
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Nope
Would you ever run in a nude race?
With enough Body Glide to prevent inappropriate chaffing, sure
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
As long as Chas is there......
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Probably. Blood would be busy in other places.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Nope. I like natural women - not big on lots of makeup, jewelry, overtanning, etc.
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Ken Mello- Poster
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Join date : 2011-06-15
Age : 54
Location : Round Rock, TX
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
Cape May!
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
31 includes today and monday.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
None. I prefer colorful drinks that end in ...tini
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Not sure the relevance to 4th of July or running! But PM me and I will tell you!
How many minutes will that take?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
The ones that light up!
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
See above!
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th?
No!
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Not sure I see the purpose so no!
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
I think they should care more!
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
As opposed to turned off?
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
I enjoy marriage to much! So no!
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I would not pick any of those people based on their shoes or lack of. Call me picky or call me married.
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Now that wasn't that bad was it?
Why judge it?
Cape May!
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
31 includes today and monday.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
None. I prefer colorful drinks that end in ...tini
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Not sure the relevance to 4th of July or running! But PM me and I will tell you!
How many minutes will that take?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
The ones that light up!
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
See above!
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th?
No!
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Not sure I see the purpose so no!
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
I think they should care more!
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
As opposed to turned off?
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
I enjoy marriage to much! So no!
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I would not pick any of those people based on their shoes or lack of. Call me picky or call me married.
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Now that wasn't that bad was it?
Why judge it?
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July? Nothing big - Grill, chill, have drink or two. Not work.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? 14 to 15.
How many beers to you plan on consuming? None. Maybe some wine - Maybe red white and blue mixed drinks , which we did last year and were a hit - strawberry daquiris, pina coladas and margaritas (with blue curacao instead of triple sec)
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Pass
How many minutes will that take? Really Pass
What was your favorite firework as a child? Sparklers.
What is your favorite firework as an adult? The big multi-color ones that make everybody go "Oooooo!"
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Yes
Would you ever run in a nude race? Can't say I have...
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? Knock yourselves out!
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? No idea.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you? Nope - married (happily) and if it was my wife, I've already got her number.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3? All things being equal, the Vibram dude. Because I haven't talked to many people that run in them, and I'd like to hear his/her perspective. I can't think of a non-nerd opening statement for the guy with my shoes...it would be something akin to "Hey fella, I see we have the same brand and model of pocket protector." The barefoot runner is clearly a hippie. And I suspect the person running in Converse is a fictional character.
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Now that wasn't that bad was it? Well, no.....considering I thought I might have to shower after answering some of these.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? 14 to 15.
How many beers to you plan on consuming? None. Maybe some wine - Maybe red white and blue mixed drinks , which we did last year and were a hit - strawberry daquiris, pina coladas and margaritas (with blue curacao instead of triple sec)
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Pass
How many minutes will that take? Really Pass
What was your favorite firework as a child? Sparklers.
What is your favorite firework as an adult? The big multi-color ones that make everybody go "Oooooo!"
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Yes
Would you ever run in a nude race? Can't say I have...
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? Knock yourselves out!
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? No idea.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you? Nope - married (happily) and if it was my wife, I've already got her number.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot?
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3? All things being equal, the Vibram dude. Because I haven't talked to many people that run in them, and I'd like to hear his/her perspective. I can't think of a non-nerd opening statement for the guy with my shoes...it would be something akin to "Hey fella, I see we have the same brand and model of pocket protector." The barefoot runner is clearly a hippie. And I suspect the person running in Converse is a fictional character.
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it? Well, no.....considering I thought I might have to shower after answering some of these.
Glenn- Poster
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Join date : 2011-06-15
Location : Utah
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
I don't have to work that day (woot!), so I'll be enjoying hanging out with my family.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Not sure. I did 8 this morning. Maybe 12 or so on Sunday.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
One or two, maybe.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
As much as possible, as usual.
How many minutes will that take?
All of them. Wait... you're talking about something different than what I'm thinking, aren't you?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Sparklers.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Mortars are pretty cool to watch, but they're expensive.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Nah.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
I'd need to prepare an environmental impact report first.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
For their sake, I would.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Um. Yeah. (Glad you didn't ask about shrinkage.)
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Nope, on both counts. Even if I wasn't already happily married. She'd be too hung up on herself.
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
Barefoot. I'm drawn to weirdos.
(Now, if the Converse person was wearing Chuck Taylors, that might change things.)
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it?
Not really. I'm still wondering about that Angelina question from before, though...
I don't have to work that day (woot!), so I'll be enjoying hanging out with my family.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Not sure. I did 8 this morning. Maybe 12 or so on Sunday.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
One or two, maybe.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
As much as possible, as usual.
How many minutes will that take?
All of them. Wait... you're talking about something different than what I'm thinking, aren't you?
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Sparklers.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Mortars are pretty cool to watch, but they're expensive.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
Nah.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
I'd need to prepare an environmental impact report first.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
For their sake, I would.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Um. Yeah. (Glad you didn't ask about shrinkage.)
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Nope, on both counts. Even if I wasn't already happily married. She'd be too hung up on herself.
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
Barefoot. I'm drawn to weirdos.
(Now, if the Converse person was wearing Chuck Taylors, that might change things.)
*************
Now that wasn't that bad was it?
Not really. I'm still wondering about that Angelina question from before, though...
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Mark B- Needs A Life
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Join date : 2011-06-15
Age : 60
Location : Vancouver, Wash.
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July? Not sure...I am sure it will be with my family. Fireworks are banned in our area, so it will be quiet.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? Humm...5 miles today, 5-6 on Saturday, off Sunday, 5-6 or maybe 7 on Monday.
How many beers to you plan on consuming? None
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?..OMG......
How many minutes will that take? OMG....Just never you mind...Missy
What was your favorite firework as a child? Sparkler
What is your favorite firework as an adult? Sparkler
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Nope
Would you ever run in a nude race? Good Lord no....I have a body that scares most folks
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? Umm no....
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Umm OMG lol
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you? Does not matter. I will make it a point to out train her... Yes, I would (if I were single)
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? Humm...5 miles today, 5-6 on Saturday, off Sunday, 5-6 or maybe 7 on Monday.
How many beers to you plan on consuming? None
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?..OMG......
How many minutes will that take? OMG....Just never you mind...Missy
What was your favorite firework as a child? Sparkler
What is your favorite firework as an adult? Sparkler
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Nope
Would you ever run in a nude race? Good Lord no....I have a body that scares most folks
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? Umm no....
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Umm OMG lol
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you? Does not matter. I will make it a point to out train her... Yes, I would (if I were single)
Re: Friday Thread
ChasMcG wrote:So my husband was a bit dissappointed in my Friday thread....and now Jerry
What did you guys want me to ask?
Something like this?
Get a tape measure and measure the cir...cum...ference of your package.
If the men measure more than 5" around, please call me at 720.277.1666
If the women measure less than 3", please call me .... er Tim at 720.277.1666
heehee
This is careening hopelessly off the freeway and crashing into the ditch....arrghhhhhhh!!!!!
Re: Friday Thread
Michael Mitchell wrote:ChasMcG wrote:So my husband was a bit dissappointed in my Friday thread....and now Jerry
What did you guys want me to ask?
Something like this?
Get a tape measure and measure the cir...cum...ference of your package.
If the men measure more than 5" around, please call me at 720.277.1666
If the women measure less than 3", please call me .... er Tim at 720.277.1666
heehee
This is careening hopelessly off the freeway and crashing into the ditch....arrghhhhhhh!!!!!
I wonder who's phone number that really is and if they are wondering about some of the calls they are getting.
Re: Friday Thread
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
#1...probably just as fast as I am slow....Umm,
#2..I am sure faster than I am ( I know this because a Vibram guy ran a 39 to my 42 last 10K)
#3..Well, I am not sure. Crazier than I am...
#4..Umm, slower than I am .....
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
#1...probably just as fast as I am slow....Umm,
#2..I am sure faster than I am ( I know this because a Vibram guy ran a 39 to my 42 last 10K)
#3..Well, I am not sure. Crazier than I am...
#4..Umm, slower than I am .....
Re: Friday Thread
ChasMcG wrote:Good morning everyone! I think I'm supposed to do this today
What are your plans for the 4th of July? Watch some bands and go to a few trails
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? 5 tomorrow and 6-7 more after that. Depends on what we have going on.
How many beers to you plan on consuming? only 2 tonight. Not sure about the other days. A lot of calories to consume but if I get my workouts in, I might have one or two more!
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? I'll have to ask Tim I would spend the whole day in bed if he let me.
How many minutes will that take? If I'm by myself, 2 minutes tops. Now if Tim is involved, I usually wear out before him. He's very attentive
What was your favorite firework as a child? Roman Candle
What is your favorite firework as an adult? Colorado is lame so I'm going to go with the poppers hahaha
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) I don't actually. I suck
Would you ever run in a nude race? No. Ouch.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? If I were to run one, I wouldn't want to know anyone or look at anyone.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Actually yes. To see balls plopping around would be a terrible site. I'm sure it won't be sexy to have someone trip over my boobs. shiver
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you? I'm going with NO and I love the ladies.
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? What if he was reeeeeally hot? And still no. I'm not down with Jersey Shore tan and chain
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There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
I would probably talk to all of them but I would probably hang with Converse because that dude is going to be HILARIOUS!
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have - I'm not down for matching - Tim and I went out once with white shirts and red shorts and I made him run a block ahead of me hahaha
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes - This person probably will want to talk about everything and won't shut up and it will all be about the stupid shoes.
#3 - This person is barefoot This person will smell bad. Hair will be greasy.
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star) This one just wore those to be funny. Probably smoking and probably has a little Irish Whiskey in his drink. Will probably make off color jokes the whole time and I might actually beat them if I'm not laughing too hard.
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
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Now that wasn't that bad was it?
ChasMcG- Poster
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Location : Colorado
Re: Friday Thread
Tim M wrote:Michael Mitchell wrote:ChasMcG wrote:So my husband was a bit dissappointed in my Friday thread....and now Jerry
What did you guys want me to ask?
Something like this?
Get a tape measure and measure the cir...cum...ference of your package.
If the men measure more than 5" around, please call me at 720.277.1666
If the women measure less than 3", please call me .... er Tim at 720.277.1666
heehee
This is careening hopelessly off the freeway and crashing into the ditch....arrghhhhhhh!!!!!
I wonder who's phone number that really is and if they are wondering about some of the calls they are getting.
Hahaha!!! Just think of the VM messages that they would be getting
Nick Morris- Talking To Myself
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Age : 43
Location : Madison, WI
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
Working
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
12 to 15
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
I'm guessing 2-3
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Based on recent history, probably once, but I'm optimistic.
How many minutes will that take?
Longer than it used to.
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Whatever someone else was lighting, since I was scared to get too close.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Same as above
Do
you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about
your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No, but my wife did.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Doubtful
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
See above
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Depends on who else was running.
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you
still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and
would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people
standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up
with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I guess the person with the same shoes.. I don't know if I have anything in common with #1 and #2, and I haven't worn Converse since about 10th grade.
Working
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
12 to 15
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
I'm guessing 2-3
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
Based on recent history, probably once, but I'm optimistic.
How many minutes will that take?
Longer than it used to.
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Whatever someone else was lighting, since I was scared to get too close.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Same as above
Do
you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about
your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No, but my wife did.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Doubtful
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
See above
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Depends on who else was running.
There you are at the start of a race. You got up a little early and you
still have an hour until the race starts. You're a little lonely and
would like to talk to a fellow runner. There are only a few people
standing around with you. Maybe one of them would like to go warm up
with you?
4 people - All of them are in the same pace group as you
#1 - This person is wearing your favorite shoe and even in the same color you have
#2 - This person is wearing those Vibram FiveFinger shoes
#3 - This person is barefoot
#4 - This person is wearing some Converse (without the star)
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
I guess the person with the same shoes.. I don't know if I have anything in common with #1 and #2, and I haven't worn Converse since about 10th grade.
Seth Harrison- Regular
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Re: Friday Thread
Good afternoon, Chas!
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
10k in the morning, beer to follow.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Just did my 6 for today, so... 4-5 Sunday, 8-9 (total) Monday. So 12-14.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
From now until Monday? Many. Monday? Slightly less than many.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hopefully a few.
How many minutes will that take?
Depends how much time we have. From 20-an hour.
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Good question! I think I liked the ones that looked like weeping willow trees.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Gold burst with purple sparks after (in a globe).
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Yes.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
No.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Depends on the women there. Probably, especially if I was actually racing it.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Nope. If she looked like a runner and could keep up/pass me, I might strike up a conversation.
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
Any of the first 3, but I think #3 would be the most interesting 5-minute conversation. Especially if it was a marathon or trail run.
What are your plans for the 4th of July?
10k in the morning, beer to follow.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night?
Just did my 6 for today, so... 4-5 Sunday, 8-9 (total) Monday. So 12-14.
How many beers to you plan on consuming?
From now until Monday? Many. Monday? Slightly less than many.
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hopefully a few.
How many minutes will that take?
Depends how much time we have. From 20-an hour.
What was your favorite firework as a child?
Good question! I think I liked the ones that looked like weeping willow trees.
What is your favorite firework as an adult?
Gold burst with purple sparks after (in a globe).
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors )
No.
Would you ever run in a nude race?
Yes.
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there?
No.
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on?
Depends on the women there. Probably, especially if I was actually racing it.
Guys - Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was running faster than you?
Nope. If she looked like a runner and could keep up/pass me, I might strike up a conversation.
Which person are you most likely to pick? Why? Why wouldn't you pick the other 3?
Any of the first 3, but I think #3 would be the most interesting 5-minute conversation. Especially if it was a marathon or trail run.
Re: Friday Thread
Ooops, having trouble keeping up...as usual:
What are your plans for the 4th of July? On Lake Erie in our boat...Put In Bay, S. Bass Is. for the first half of the weekend.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? On the injured list...no running
How many beers to you plan on consuming? 6 so far...probably more tonight
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Interesting question...looking forward to reading the answers to this one
How many minutes will that take? Oh yeah...going to be reading once I post this
What was your favorite firework as a child? Sparklers...they wouldn't let me play with anything else!
What is your favorite firework as an adult? I don't even get to play with sparklers anymore So just rely on public displays.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Yes
Would you ever run in a nude race? Hmmm...when I was younger (LOTS younger), maybe. NO ONE wants to see old undressed
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? If I was brave enough to show my wrinkles, they'd have to be brave too!
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? For me, it's more like would my heart survive
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Not likely Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? Nope What if he was reeeeeally hot? I'd still think he had an image problem. Don't deal with mentals very well
What are your plans for the 4th of July? On Lake Erie in our boat...Put In Bay, S. Bass Is. for the first half of the weekend.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? On the injured list...no running
How many beers to you plan on consuming? 6 so far...probably more tonight
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Interesting question...looking forward to reading the answers to this one
How many minutes will that take? Oh yeah...going to be reading once I post this
What was your favorite firework as a child? Sparklers...they wouldn't let me play with anything else!
What is your favorite firework as an adult? I don't even get to play with sparklers anymore So just rely on public displays.
Do you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Yes
Would you ever run in a nude race? Hmmm...when I was younger (LOTS younger), maybe. NO ONE wants to see old undressed
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? If I was brave enough to show my wrinkles, they'd have to be brave too!
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? For me, it's more like would my heart survive
Girls - Would you ask a guy for his number if you saw him running with makeup, perfume, and his hair flowing in the wind? Not likely Okay how about if he just recently got spray tanned and even adding some extra definition to the abs, shirt off but cologne dripping off him, gold chain, and wearing those short shorts? Nope What if he was reeeeeally hot? I'd still think he had an image problem. Don't deal with mentals very well
Re: Friday Thread
What are your plans for the 4th of July? - BBQ or a hike.
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? - None unless chased by an animal
How many beers to you plan on consuming? - Why put numbers on things? More than a few but less than too many
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Like just this weekend or for the rest of my life?
How many minutes will that take? - Dozens and dozens.
What was your favorite firework as a child? - Those little things when you throw them on the ground they go "pop"
What is your favorite firework as an adult? - Those little things when you throw them on the ground they go "pop"
Do
you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about
your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Now that you mention it, I will.
Would you ever run in a nude race? - Absolutely. Let it fly, people. Let it fly!
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? I wouldn't do it any other way...
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Probably not, but like I said, let it fly!
Guys
- Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with
makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was
running faster than you? - Sure, why not. If she was running faster than me it'd be hard to ask for her number, though because I couldn't catch her...
How many miles do you plan on running from this moment until Monday night? - None unless chased by an animal
How many beers to you plan on consuming? - Why put numbers on things? More than a few but less than too many
How many times do you plan to have special relations with someone or yourself this moment on? Like just this weekend or for the rest of my life?
How many minutes will that take? - Dozens and dozens.
What was your favorite firework as a child? - Those little things when you throw them on the ground they go "pop"
What is your favorite firework as an adult? - Those little things when you throw them on the ground they go "pop"
Do
you wear red, white, and blue for the 4th? (And I'm not talking about
your running gear because you know we all have those colors ) Now that you mention it, I will.
Would you ever run in a nude race? - Absolutely. Let it fly, people. Let it fly!
Would you care if any of your vteam/365 team buddies were there? I wouldn't do it any other way...
Would you be able to run it without getting turned on? Probably not, but like I said, let it fly!
Guys
- Would you ask a girl for her number if you saw her running with
makeup, perfume, and her hair flowing in the wind? What if she was
running faster than you? - Sure, why not. If she was running faster than me it'd be hard to ask for her number, though because I couldn't catch her...
Julio- Newbie
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Re: Friday Thread
Julio!!!!!
You just made my weekend! (yeah, my life's that boring...)
Welcome!
You just made my weekend! (yeah, my life's that boring...)
Welcome!
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