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Post  Jerry Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:25 pm

Those who cares about Jerry knows Jerry's desperate fast method to cut weight pre race. This time, Jerry joined a new company and has not bragged about his true identity yet. Several colleague noticed Jerry didn't seem to eat lunch, which triggered a conversation. Note Jerry works in open area where every conversation is a public one. Here is how the conversation goes:

Colleague: Jerry, did you have your lunch?
Jerry: hmmm.
C:You don't eat lunch?
J: Not really.
C:Why?
J: Cut weight.
C: What? You don't need to.
J: Cause I am a sub 3 marathon and need to cut weight for my coming marathon .....

Jerry now only wish he said that way. Instead Jerry was feeling naughty ...
J: I am a professional dancer at night and need to maintain very lean.
C: Really. What kind?
J: No particular style, mostly we dance on demand.
C: Huh? Where do you dance?
J: Dallas Lady Club.
C: Are you a male stripper?
J: I prefer "Professional dancer", cause I get paid by hour, just like I work here as a consultant.

Now, everyone stopped their work, turned towards us and froze.

Jerry just looked at them very calmly and didn't say anything.

Jerry now only wish he didn't pause that long, cause suddenly the fire alarm sounded. Everyone just jumped out of their seats and rushed to the emergency exit......
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Post  fostever Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:20 pm

Jerry very funny!
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Post  Dave-O Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:33 pm

Wait. You knew the name of a male strip club off the top of your head?
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Post  Bob Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:56 pm

And do you really still consider yourself a "sub 3 hour marathoner"?
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Post  ounce Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:58 pm

Very funny, Jerry. Especially up there in the not very diverse metroplex
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Post  Michele "1L" Keane Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:30 am

I should know better than to read a Jerry post. Rolling Eyes
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Post  ssilvert Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:57 pm

Funny. I don't know if your story is true or not, but it's definitely funny.
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Post  Mark B Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:06 pm

Jerry must do deadpan very well. clown
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Post  mountandog Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:21 pm

piece of work. love it.
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Post  amyjoann Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:21 pm

excellent:D
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Post  Nick Morris Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:06 am

Dave-O wrote:Wait. You knew the name of a male strip club off the top of your head?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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